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SEMI-HIATUS. Back in a couple of weeks!

I am Jess(us). I am laugh ™

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This is a blog about wanting to curl up in Jensen's eye crinkles to hibernate for the winter. I like Sam, Dean, Sam/Dean, J2, BTR, this crack!OTP, and Emilio. I watch a lot of television, and it's not nearly enough.

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i liek wincestuous intercourse

 poop(s)

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omg people reblogging my birthday photoset and deleting all of ruhi’s text about how awesome i am

do you not ship me/ruhi or something

are we your #NOtp

rude

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neopianangst: I have no idea why this is funny but I’ve been looking at it and laughing silently for five minutes.

neopianangst:

I have no idea why this is funny but I’ve been looking at it and laughing silently for five minutes.

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ten years from now when you are rich and famous i will take every text post you have made aboit butts or farts or poop and compile an emotional fanvideo with them
stilesisdumb

i know my poop posts usually involve a lot of heavy emotional shit, so.

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ruhi just said i was insane and i told her how rude and she was like omg i meant to say that to jess (or so i'm assuming she meant you because idk what other jess she could be talking about)

#bitchy co shenanigans
humpvee

just gonna slip this into my about me okay thanks sam bb

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lokilaufeysoned:

  • collegeboywebster/bella —> david webster/bill “hoosier” smith/nathaniel fick
  • wincested/jess —> joseph liebgott/lew “chuckler” jurguens/josh ray person
  • capitainesam/sam —> george luz/merriell “snafu” shelton/evan “q-tip” stafford
  • humvee/alex —> darrell “shifty” powers/ ? /walt hasser
  • lokilaufeysoned/ruhi —> edward “babe” heffron/robert leckie/robert timothy ‘doc’ bryan
  • ?
  • ?
  • ?

finalellipsis:

time for another installment of “animals doing similar things”.

 Emilio 
    this is my  dash
    SOURCE: WINCESTED
    SOURCE: WINCESTED
    SOURCE: WINCESTED
    IS UR PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD OR JUST TUMBLR

Jess 
    all of it
    everything
    it will be mine

 Emilio 
    gdi jess
    i dont need to follow other blogs
    JUTS YOURS

 Jess 
    i think you mean
    JESS DAMN IT
    JDI

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i would devour your poop and let it digest and then reshit it and then wrap it up and present it to you as a token of my total devotion and love, i don't know why others actually believe they love you more than i do but they are wrong.
Anonymous

CALM DOWN I BELIEVE THAT YOU LOVE ME THE MOST, OKAY. DON’T MURDER ME OR ANYTHING.

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